Got My Ass Kicked!
Yep, I'm the most romantic man alive.
I'm sensitive.
I'm attuned.
I'm all about showering the best lady in the world with gifts and stuff.
I mean, I love her more than I love breathing................
And she kicked my candy ass all over the place on Valentine's Day.
Oh how could this happen???
I'll tell you how - I had the perfect Valentine's Day picked out and had it all set up and then something came up that made me think twice about it. Something that I felt I needed to do more than that. Then there is the whole "I've got to be more responsible this year and save our money to buy a new house" and other assortedly random thought-pattern bullshit.
So basically, I froze.
I simply choked and was obliderated by a much better contestant.
She tanned my ass so hard that I couldn't sit down yesterday.
She presented me with a trip to a fabulous, luxury plantation bed and breakfast trip for later this month. Just me and her and a few magnoia trees and a, well, that's as far as I'm going here.....
Anyway, my wife, my lover, my best friend, my reason for living happens to be the coolest and most wonderful lady in the entire world.
So even though I lost the Valentine's Day battle for 2008 - I still count it as a victory for me!
Peace
I'm sensitive.
I'm attuned.
I'm all about showering the best lady in the world with gifts and stuff.
I mean, I love her more than I love breathing................
And she kicked my candy ass all over the place on Valentine's Day.
Oh how could this happen???
I'll tell you how - I had the perfect Valentine's Day picked out and had it all set up and then something came up that made me think twice about it. Something that I felt I needed to do more than that. Then there is the whole "I've got to be more responsible this year and save our money to buy a new house" and other assortedly random thought-pattern bullshit.
So basically, I froze.
I simply choked and was obliderated by a much better contestant.
She tanned my ass so hard that I couldn't sit down yesterday.
She presented me with a trip to a fabulous, luxury plantation bed and breakfast trip for later this month. Just me and her and a few magnoia trees and a, well, that's as far as I'm going here.....
Anyway, my wife, my lover, my best friend, my reason for living happens to be the coolest and most wonderful lady in the entire world.
So even though I lost the Valentine's Day battle for 2008 - I still count it as a victory for me!
Peace
posted by KK at 11:21 AM
2 Comments:
Dang. You are going right to the top of the prayer list. Poor guy. His wife kicked his ass on Valentine's Day.
If you need a couch to sleep on until you feel safe, just call me. I won't let her hurt you anymore.
Yep, you are one lucky SOB.
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