10 Year Old Blues

I asked my 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know", he said, bursting into tears............

"Promise me that you'll never tell me", said my son through his tears.

Confused, I asked what was wrong.

He sobbed,

"When I was six, I got the "There's No Easter Bunny" speech".

"At seven, I got the "There's No Tooth Fairy" speech".

"At eight you hit me with the "There's No Santa" speech".

"Now you want to tell me that grown ups really don't get laid and if you do, then I'll have nothing to live for"!!!