Re-tared

One day, I pray I can retire so I can write stories like this one:

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes abd when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket I went up to him and said,

"Come on man, how about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him a piece of dog shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes and the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a shit.

I came into town by bus.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age!