Chuck Norris Facts

I found a great web site totally dedicated to all things Chuck Norris.

I also find my tongue firmly planted in my cheek as I share some of the wisdom that I found there:

Guns don't kill people - Chuck Norris kills people

There is no theory of evolution - there is just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard - there is only another fist

Chuck Norris has two speeds - walk and kill

Chuck Norris doesn't go huniting - Chuck Norris goes KILLING

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night - he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

Outer Space exists only because it's too scared to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is suing NBC claiming that0 "Law and Order" are trademarked names for his legs

When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up he's pushing the world down

Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and MAKE him drink

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch - he decides what time it is

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa her smile

Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite - Chuck Norris bites frost

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy - it is a Chucktatorship

Remember the Soviet Union? It disolved after watching a Delta Force marathon on satellite TV


Yes boys and girls, these and many other pages of wisdom can be had simply by going to www.chucknorrisfacts.com

You can thank me later.

Peace