Tuesdays Are For Smilin'

As I sit here listening to "The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys" by Traffic, I am feeling a bit happy to be alive.

So I thought I would pass along two jokes I heard this morning............

Exhibit One:

Bambi was sitting in her US Government Class. The Professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question and finally said "wasn't that the decision that George Washington had to make before he crossed the Deleware?"

Exhibit Two:

A Mexican, an Iraqi and a biker are in a bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws the glass in the air and pulls his revolver and shoots the glass in mid air. He says "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice".

The Iraqi was impressed, so he finishes his beer and throws his glass in the air while pulling his AK47 from under his coat and obliterates the glass with a burst of machine gun fire. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glass that we don't need to drink from the same one twice either".

The biker was watching all of this just as cool as a cucumber. He picks up his beer and finishes it in one gulp, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun from his jacket and shoots the Mexican and Iraqi. Catching the glass and settling back in at the bar while asking the bartender for a refill, he says "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice".

So that's it - now it's time to vote for your favorite!

Peace be wicha