Beach Bound

Since my large, whale-like, pale skin hasn't seen the sun in a while, I may even get out and try to roast myself.
But I worry about my nipples so maybe I'll just take some band-aids and put over them!
I look forward to a little peace and quiet with my beautiful wife - but since there will most assuredly be children involved, I guess all I can hope for is that no blood will be spilled!
I love getting away - but I hate to leave my new house already. Feels like maybe we're abandoning it too soon.
But I'm sure it will be there when we get back. If not, then I guess we can get another one!
So I hope everyone's week will be productive and profitable.
If not, there's always next week!
Peace
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"who knows what else."
Keith,
I have some suggestions for "what else" this weekend:
1)read a book
2)give your wife a massage
3)walk along the beach
4)talk, really talk with each other
5)board games (Monopoly is a favorite)
6)work a jigsaw puzzle together
7)sample the menu at a local restaurant
8)attend a time-share sales meeting
If none of those help you find fulfillment, you could attempt sexual intercourse.
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