Monday, April 28, 2008

Beach Bound

Sometime later this week, we'll be slipping off to the beach for a weekend of relaxation and who knows what else.

Since my large, whale-like, pale skin hasn't seen the sun in a while, I may even get out and try to roast myself.

But I worry about my nipples so maybe I'll just take some band-aids and put over them!

I look forward to a little peace and quiet with my beautiful wife - but since there will most assuredly be children involved, I guess all I can hope for is that no blood will be spilled!

I love getting away - but I hate to leave my new house already. Feels like maybe we're abandoning it too soon.

But I'm sure it will be there when we get back. If not, then I guess we can get another one!

So I hope everyone's week will be productive and profitable.

If not, there's always next week!

Peace



1 Comments:

Blogger Sid said...

"who knows what else."

Keith,

I have some suggestions for "what else" this weekend:

1)read a book
2)give your wife a massage
3)walk along the beach
4)talk, really talk with each other
5)board games (Monopoly is a favorite)
6)work a jigsaw puzzle together
7)sample the menu at a local restaurant
8)attend a time-share sales meeting

If none of those help you find fulfillment, you could attempt sexual intercourse.

6:52 PM  

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