A Christmas Story (better late than never!)

Once there was an old woman who had lived a very pious life - but her life was missing something.

So she prayed to the Lord God with all her might that her deepest wishes would come true.

Then an angel of the Lord God appeared and said unto her - "You have lived a very pious life and deserve the reward you seek - the Lord God has heard your pleas and has seen fit to grant your desires. Then the angel did some mumbo-jumbo.......................................................

And presto-chango, the devout woman was with child. Very large with child!!

The angel saw what he did and was pleased with himself. Angels are like that, you know!

And everyone lived happily ever after.