How Blonde Was She?

Hey, did you hear the one about………………..

SHE WAS SO BLONDE...
....she thought a quarterback was a refund.
....she thought General Motors was in the army.
....she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
....at the bottom of an application, where it says “sign here”, she wrote Sagittarius.

SHE WAS SOO BLONDE...
....she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
....she sent a fax with a stamp on it.
....she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
....under “education” on a job application, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”

SHE WAS SOOO BLONDE...
....she tripped over a cordless phone.
....she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice because it said “concentrate.”
....she told me to meet her at the corner of “walk” and “don’t walk.”
....she asked for a price check at the Everything For A Dollar Store.
....she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.

SHE WAS SOOOO BLONDE....
....she studied for a blood test.
....she sold her car for gas money.
....when she went to the airport and saw a sign that read “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.

SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE...
....when she heard that 90% of all crimes occurred around home, she moved
....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
....she thought if she spoke her mind, she’d be speechless.
....she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
....and finally,

SHE WAS SOOOOOO BLONDE...
....she had a shirt that said TGIF, which she thought stood for - ‘Tits Go In Front.’